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Why We Must Ban Fat Marriage

Welcome to America where being obese is genetics and being gay is a choice
WARNING: Reader discretion is strongly advised ;)

So, homosexuals are disgusting perverts who are trying to destroy the sanctity of marriage, of our society, and of our children’s minds. I get it. Gay sex is unnatural, disturbing, and we must stop this cancer of repulsive behavior from spreading. Just one thing…

We’re faced with a LARGER more troubling epidemic that also needs our attention. It’s something more unnatural, more vile, and more repugnant than even homosexual filth.

I’m talking about fat people having sex with each other.

obese couple drawingFat people fucking doesn’t just defy the laws of decency and morality, it also defies the laws of physics. I don’t know how it works, to be honest, I’m sure I could find fatty porn online to demonstrate it, but I don’t need to see that to know clearly beyond any doubt:

THIS WAS NEVER IN GOD’S IMAGE FOR US

Whether it’s two fatties going at it, a hot chick getting fucked by a fat dude, or a skinny dude fucking a fat chick, all fat sexual encounters must not be tolerated. This is where the role of government needs to come in to protect us.

fat couple with childThink about the children. Clearly people who would engage in this sort of smut certainly should be nowhere near kids, let alone raising them, acting as ROLE MODELS. I’m not talking about spreading problems like diabetes, heart disease, shortness of breath, and losing personal belongings between the folds of their skin. I’m talking about the indecency of fat sex!

Despite the difficulties presented by modern physics, fat people are still reproducing, at an alarming rate that has outpaced the rest of us! THEY ARE NOW FULLY 2/3 OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION! And they are raising hordes of fat children that will one day have fat people sex and reproduce more fat children until there’s nothing holy and sacred left in society.

How will the fabric of our society sustain so much weight?

Marriage is sacred. We need to protect it. This now needs to be a police matter.

We need to make a tough decision as a society. Do we   Continue Reading >>   

Picture of the Day – Wedding Negotiations

This is giving me nightmares of my sister, but still, this is great:

Picture of the Day - Wedding Negotiations

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